Alse

adj.) The direction of an object place or thing, that is a 4th spatial dimension direction (the negative side of the w-axis)

The tesseract is to the alse of David

by 4D-man August 11, 2025

Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Freak Al yankalot

When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.

Imma try Freak Al Yankalot with my partner tonight

by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025

al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe

yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad

by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025

big al

biggest of als

"they dont call him big al fur nae rzn shun"

by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025

Al-Hayat Media Center

Media company established by the Islamic State to recruit martyrs and make him commit Islamic terrorism in their country and come and join them in the frontline

Dumbass kuffar: fuck Al-Hayat Media Center, that shit is gay

*goes to Bataclan*

Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music

Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Asu Al Shu

A curse or hex you place on one or multiple people you dislike.

"I hate you all, asu al shu."

by b0mbas3b December 1, 2025