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alpha call

Hey, alpha call of you!
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alpha cough

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Alpha Male

Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
Wow, he is such an alpha male!
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alpha_ragna

A Nigerian well known for his dancing lifestyle and his football skills

Real name (Raheem David)
Alpha_Ragna fans always await his new dance step
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Alpha male

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alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.
Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
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Alpha

Satyanand Ramjattan
The Alpha Is An Amazing Species With A Personality Like No Other. There Is Not A Man On Earth That Can Compete With An Alpha In Terms Of Personality And Awesomeness. The Alpha Is A Very Loving And Caring Species. The Alpha Truly Loves His Omega With All His Heart And Will Do Anything To Protect Her And Keep Her Happy At All Costs. The Alpha Cannot Live Without His Omega Or Else He Will Die.
by Kîng February 22, 2020
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