drunken leg

when aforementioned drunk becomes so intoxicated that he/she, during their intoxication, injures their leg to an extent that impairs them for over a week.

I say, your predicament sounds similar to that of a drunken leg.

by JOSHSNIFF April 13, 2011

Tarantula leg

The tarantula leg is when a man with dreadlocks ejaculates in his sexual partner's vagina, then sticks his thickest dreadlock into the creampie and pulls it out with the cum forming a web-like link between the dread and poon.

Sorry I'm late bro, had to wash my dreads thoroughly, gave my girl a Tarantula leg this morning.

by LVXanu December 17, 2021

Leg Trust

Like the trust fall, but a guy (or girl) raises their leg up to a 90 degree angle and then a guy places his genitals on the persons leg, trusting that they will not kick their knee up and hitting their genitals.

Boy 1: Leg Trust!

Boy 2: No way, you just want to fell my balls rub your leg.

Boy 1: Just do it.

Boy 2: Alright

Boy 1: <kick>

Boy 2: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by Kalniel Dilper November 14, 2011

Watermelon Legs

an extremely serious disease caused by the expedited consumption of copious amounts of watermelon. Symptoms include temporary paralysis of the lower body, numbing of the legs, and crippling anxiety.

My brother ate 8 entire watermelons and was bed ridden the whole next day due to his severe case of watermelon legs.

by Brian but stuff June 24, 2021

Leg-Butts

A colloquial term for thighs. Aids in the perception of thighs as highly sexual parts of the body.

"man, check out the Leg-Butts on that guy, mmmmhmmmm yummy yummy raahhhhh"

by RegisUni May 24, 2018

Stilton-legs

Pale, white legs, with visalbe blue veins, resembling the appearance of Stilton cheese.

That girl has got Stilton-legs.

by willtom117 August 10, 2012

Thor legs

Having legs similar to Thor, god like. Basically Ray J. Moran. Opposite of chicken legs.

Ray has Thor legs

by fbsrmo May 2, 2017