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today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
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the coldest thing in the universe

person1: did you see the coldest thing in the universe?
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by hendboi September 13, 2022
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A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
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sure thing

by Sydiced December 16, 2023
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The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.
He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.
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White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing
Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy
by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020
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