ash wednesday

When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!

Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!

by Drop Five August 29, 2009

Veggie Wedgie

The act of giving a vegetarian or a vegan a wedgie.

-Beef?

-No thanks, I'm a a vegetarian.

-Did you say vegetarian?

-Yes...

-VEGGIE WEDGIE!!!!!!

by bahbahbahbahbahshadoobiedoo January 21, 2010

Ash Wednesday

A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.

Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!

by homer definitions May 5, 2018

Wednes

any female encounter at a bar or pub in which the view from afar is acceptable but at close range is deemed horrible. Often times this encounter leads to others on different days and stalking may ensue. The first encounter generally takes place on a Wednesday.

"Hey dude, I think Wednes is here!"

by Mike Zapp May 5, 2007

atomic wedgie

when someone pulls your underwear up so high and put it on their heads

someone gave me a atomic wedgie and my underwear riped

by wedgiekingmcp June 24, 2008

Weigel

Someone who thinks he's somebody because of what's on his collar, but doesn't have a clue!

Don't talk back to me boy, you're being a Weigel.

by Jon Neal December 5, 2003

ash wednesday

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads

Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.

by hobrarian March 3, 2004