Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.

by Glimmer February 10, 2021

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 11, 2021

van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 18, 2021

Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole

Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Arcturus5 March 9, 2021

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021

Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021