Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong April 30, 2018

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009

Unicorn Bee

An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.

She is a unicorn bee

by Curious Alien June 12, 2022

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 12, 2020