Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011

turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

Tick turd

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

Turd Pond

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011

turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

by Scrodom January 23, 2011