turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

Tick turd

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

by Scrodom January 23, 2011