telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025

Triple P

Pussy, peace and pout, when a woman simultaneously displays her pussy, pouts, and puts up a peace sign all in one photo

Bro I was talking to this girl and she sent me the triple P!

by Xander knight March 15, 2024

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Triple X Syndrome

A Dirty ass hoe that’s beyond sped

Hey Baya that bitches pussy has triple x syndrome Ong I’m tired of theses hoes

by DownSyndrome November 28, 2018

Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.

dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn

by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017

Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".

So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 5, 2018