Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

Goon

Genesis

This goon was absolutely bewildered

by MANTRA1 August 1, 2022

Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD

"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"

by ermnahgh May 8, 2024