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I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 28, 2013
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Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.
"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*
by Zyaisol September 29, 2017
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Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.
Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.
by alonzo j jordan August 19, 2012
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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017
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Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)
*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.
by hi8877875 February 5, 2019
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Don't give a good goddamn

To not care about something at all. To not give a shit about something or someone.
Steve said to his friend Joe "if you don't hurry the fuck up, you're going to be late for work". To which Joe replied, "I don't give a good goddamn. I hate that job anyway."
by Chuck1969 May 8, 2022
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I don't have think

When you don't have anything to say or think
Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "
by zAneThe_Weirdo December 12, 2021
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