facebook fake

people with a facebook who are better out without one.they are usually little kids who are not even in their teens that have a facebook but all they ever do is take quizzes and manage their "restaurant". they have all these friends that they don't even know and they fake their age to get a facebook. they put their relationship status as "in a relationship" when they sure as hell have never actually dated a real person before. they sometimes photoshop their photos into something unrecognizable. they don't even have a picture of themselves and use manga photos. they cuss on the internet and everything but in real life, they can't say the words for shit. they comment and like everything on facebook but in real life you don't even notice they are alive. they also make multiple accounts for no freaken apparent reason.

this girl is a complete facebook fake. "in a relationship"? she's only ten. she sure as hell is lying for attention.

by hatingonpeoplewhohavenolife July 25, 2010

FAKE NEWS

1) Any news that fails to coddle an infantile president's ego.

2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.

3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.

1) "Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."

2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.

3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.

by itsjustmikey August 29, 2017

fake doctor

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.

Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.

by JizzyJones September 18, 2013

Fake Uni

A fake uni (university), will either use part or all of the name of a more prestigous uni nearby, in an attempt to lure potential undergraduates. Examples include, Sheffield Hallam Universtiy, UWIC (Cardiff) and Heriot-Watt University Edingburgh.

Phil may have to settle for a fake uni, unless he gets lucky in his Alevels.

by tears181 June 27, 2008

Fake and Bake

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."

by Barwick Massif' February 27, 2009

fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007

SRT-Fake

Disgusting cars with disgusting engines. Have fun with your disgraceful charger/magnum/etc. Any car can be fast with SACRIFICE. These cars suck at life and you blow if you get one.

WOW! Its a dodge magnum SRT-Fake.

by Master Wiseness November 7, 2006