A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you
by Regina__Phalange December 5, 2016
Get the hail mary textmug. by T.W.B March 20, 2021
Get the non-blinated textmug. A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.
by Bellaisa Filippis January 22, 2015
Get the Dead-End Textmug. The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.
Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008
Get the Text door neighbourmug. The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"
by Lee 74 March 5, 2009
Get the page 3 textmug. This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
by chelseafc October 1, 2010
Get the pussy to text ratiomug. An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.
Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff
by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009
Get the Entered Text Standoffmug.