The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022
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T spoon

A person who is deprived of validation and stuck in a shell. If you find a T spoon love him unconditionally and dont give him anything other than food and happiness.
Man I'm not sure what's wrong with that guy. He sure looks like a t spoon to me. How about let's fill him with truth. Its obvious he needs help.
by ButchNochance January 27, 2022
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n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.
by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.
Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.
by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016
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Spoon

Louise you friggin spoon.
by xh_wn December 10, 2021
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Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
by Sinatrup October 28, 2018
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