River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022

Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth

Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

River/Max

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333

This is the meaning of River/Max

by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021

Palm River

palm river is a ruthless place to be its field with dangerous people getting money- their currently are beefing with Progress village and have have bullied them and had them duck their taco multiple times and flipped their ride they are fucking insane

Palm river is a place of trap and money making people they are also very dangerous and Violent they don’t fuck off / jay way are scared of them and Progress Village are upset because they pop boonks but they can’t do anything because their scared what may happen

by big 82k November 24, 2021

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

River

Kind

River is so kind

by IAMARYAOK July 20, 2025

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021