Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020

Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle

A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.

Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.

Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?

by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection

"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"

by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023