greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.
by Captains knot January 04, 2014
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dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.
Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.
by STDOverload March 20, 2018
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022
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Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.
Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.
by crazycat42 December 15, 2020
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Spoon Digging

The act of eating jello or chocolate pudding out of your lovers anal cavity.
"Hey Pete, what are you doing for dinner later?"
"I plan on spoon digging Steve tonight"
by No scoping November 07, 2018
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Soup Spoon

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers
Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away
by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 04, 2019
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Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities
Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh
by YungBanjThaGod February 04, 2019
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