smoke a L

A euphemism for smoking crack. Most crack pipes are shaped somewhat like an "L," where the vertical line is the barrel of the pipe and the horizontal line is the bowl where the crack is placed.

Heard in the lyrics of Ride Wit Me by Nelly:
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

by nellycracksmoka January 1, 2009

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004

Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

you want smoke?

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with

"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"

by eliasfpoulsen January 16, 2019

You smoking dick.

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.

Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo

by realboi3000 April 27, 2020