Mexican Enchilada Slider

A dirty sexual move and traditional dinner favored by Mexicans.
What is required:

1 Pound of Beef

6 Oz Tabasco HotSauce

1 Obese Mexican Woman

1 6 foot pallet

Between 5-15 friends

A patio 20 feet off the ground

Rope
How to: Obtain fat & aggressive Mexican Woman (usually found in low-income areas, Welfare offices, and at 5 Guys Burgers. Proceed to hire her with going Mexican Hooker rate (10-30$/hr) and lead her to the patio. Tie her up to the pallet (preferably by the Cankles & wrists) using thick 1 1/2 inch Hemp rope, and proceed to stuff the anus and vagina with meat fried in a pan with oil & spices. Then pour the Tabasco Sauce, first on the meat and surrounding areas, then into eyes, ears, nose, and other bodily orifices. Settle your guests to eat with the woman commanded to scream "La Bamba" with the threat of more Tabasco in her eyes should she be off key. Then proceed to enjoy your traditional Mexican dinner with live entertainment. After eating, proceed to push the Mexican woman off of the 20 ft+ patio. No clean up, no worries!

Manuel: Eyyy hefee, we deed da Mexican Enchilada Slider last nighttt. Ewe meesed it mayne.

Jose: Naa mayne. Me and me cousin deed eet to mah wife last nightt. Pretty tight shit hefee.

by Engineer Is a Spy October 15, 2011

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one who participates in the art of CURB SLIDING

person 1: that girl is a freak

person 2: indeed she is.. did you hit it?

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Tall, likes to flirt with other girls. Not exactly boyfriend material. Likes to cry into his pillow at night because he scewed up....BIG TIME. Doesnt know how to treat a girl. BUT can be a good friend and support you...sometimes. Has a perverted mind..but does not put it to good use...tries to blame other people when he messes up.

Wow hes such a slader he screwed up so bad.

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As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

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