September 11 200Fun

The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.

Window Washer: James Woods

Plane: David Spade

September 11 200Fun Script:

Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden

Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows

*Turns around and sees a plane*

Window Washer: OH, COME ON!

by Osama Bin Laden of 2001 May 2, 2009

September 20th, 2023

The day we lost our glorious, blue-eyed king, Satoru Gojo.

Guy: What happened on September 20th, 2023?
Girl: GOJO DIED!

by GojoLover September 28, 2023

September 13-15

Kiss anyone u want

Why did u kiss me?
Cuz it’s September 13-15

by Kay• September 7, 2021

Stop Squirt September

Females are not allowed to squirt or climax for the whole month of September

Oh it’s time for Stop Squirt September

by ThephonyTony December 3, 2018

September 1st, 1989

Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.

Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers

Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf

Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)

by Akirabruv on tiktok April 27, 2020

September 20 birthday

This person is funny as fucckk! They'll make you laugh your ass offff. What a Person to be friends with!

If ur friend has a September 20 birthday always be friends with them!As there funny as fuckk!

by Alikzakalifa:) November 10, 2019

September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

by danarak September 5, 2007