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River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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White River

A term for a stream of female climax creating a white line of semen down the vaginal lips. After profound sexually intercourse.
Last night I was in her, she came so hard she had a white River.
by The Gay girl textbook April 28, 2025
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Rivers cuomo

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River Run

To run ones finger/side of hand through another persons butt cheeks slow and sensually
Im in need of a good river run tonight.
by Ebraggy69 May 13, 2025
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