battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011

oder police

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

by ドリームクラウド December 17, 2020

panic pack rat peter

overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies......

exwife is a mudshark

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

html police

Virtual policing of hyper text markup language.

You can use graphics any way it suits you, no html police will stop you.

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Gay panic

Every single episode of bbc merlin

"And if you weren't such a clotpole you'd see that!"
Gay panic

by soyfishcaca March 13, 2021

Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Panic! at the Disco

A gay ass band who most fans only know because of the song 'I Write Sins Not Tradgedies'. Most girls think they're hot but the truth is they wear more makeup than your mother.

Katie:OMG PATD iz comin 2 our citi! =D
Sally:ya i kno mi mom sed i can go!
Katie:yay we can go 2getha lolz XD
Sally:hey alex u lik Panic! at the Disco????
Alex:Hell no. They wear more make up than your mother does.

by MegaPickle March 14, 2009