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Poster-block

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".
LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!
by AirXMyth March 2, 2010
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like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.
"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."
by -1812- April 26, 2014
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Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.
Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.
by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018
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Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.
Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!
by Clone49 January 10, 2023
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Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.
"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."
by Unarmedanddangerous September 20, 2015
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Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.
I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!
by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018
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Rock block

Similar to a cock block, a rock block is when someone or a group of people purposefully sabatoge a drug deal. Although this term has roots in the crack cocaine trade it can be used for all kinds of drug deals which go bad. Busted gang membems will sometimes cooperate with police and rock block in order to get a reduced sentence for their own crimes or they'll rock block out of revenge.
There was a bad rock block last night so now the whole group is split in 2 over tensions.
by Sid Barrett January 22, 2011
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