Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021

Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

mother man

A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.

when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be

by Ddubswarriors March 15, 2020

Asad The Man

Really sexy guy. his Name means Lion. gets all the bitches.

Asad The Man gets all the bitches

by Asad The Man November 28, 2018

man-tac

To receive one's acid reducer from giving and completing oral sex.

After eating this Mexican food with the girls at lunch, I am glad I got my man-tac before I got out of bed this morning. He has never shot off that much!!!

by bunny blew November 13, 2011

man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.

She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.

by Urban2016 July 24, 2015