McWag Swag

From "Man-Child With A Gun". Clothing, usually a black teeshirt, that proudly proclaims the wearer's love of God, Guns, Guts, and America; and the strong desire to proactively defend them from all enemies, foreign, domestic, or imaginary. This message is related through imagery of skulls, guns, motorcycles, more skulls, and a stylized font meant to invoke an outlaw lifestyle, but more often reminding viewers of the drunk uncle their parents let live in the garage "until he gets back on his feet." May also apply to a vehicle covered in stickers and flags expressing similar sentiments.

Ingrid: "I couldn't find a parking space. Where did all these pickup trucks come from?"
Pedro: "Check out all the McWag Swag. They must be meeting up to crash a protest somewhere."

by SynDec January 23, 2021

Cock-swag

cock-swag is bling for the cock. Shiny jewlery.

"oh nice cock-swag mate." "thanks i got it yesterday from the store"

by cock-swag-man December 28, 2020

Puzzle Swag

1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.

"Pat, Becca is totally all over you and your puzzle swag."
"Dude you got some mad puzzle swag!"

by n8mar July 23, 2012

swag brag

to brag about how much swagger you have

person 1: that dude is looking fresh, just not as fly as me

person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much

by elarmthecity March 17, 2013

swagging harry

hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed

man hes such a swagging harry

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020