Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player

I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer

by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.

I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.

by Seogre April 8, 2023

white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

by That white gurl May 19, 2022

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024