salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!

I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!

by RunLacey December 6, 2015

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016

Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

Ginga Ninja

The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.

You will always be a ginga ninja.

by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 17, 2019

Brown Ninja

God of NINJAGO

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”

by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021