ninja sauce

The power you get when you get mad

he got owned by the my ninja sauce

by MrNinja December 12, 2010

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

Ninja-vitus

The mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.

I took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! Damn you, ninja-vitus

by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011

Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

Ninja Pope

A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!

Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006