Red Sox Nation

Racist high school dropout fan base called 'The Nation' consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.

Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.

Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.

Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.

* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
Red Sox Nation i.e. In the company of losers.
by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009
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National Twerk Day

National Twerking Day!

National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
by Yktvbitches May 16, 2019
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National Jade Day

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.
by Rosenell June 15, 2016
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National Anal Day

The day to try something new!
"Let's try anal, It's national anal day!"
by Graisse Blanc April 13, 2017
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national girlfriend day

october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property
it’s national girlfriend day let me post my beautiful girlfriend
by chileanywaysso October 05, 2020
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National Hangover Day

The day following any popular holiday.

Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)
Girl: I'm not getting any work done today, I'm just wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.
by Fun Johnny February 07, 2011
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national mommy day

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
by swagmfff October 10, 2021
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