Michael Schroeder 

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

Michael Schroeder by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020

Michael Moment 

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.

Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.

Michael Moment by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021

Michael-uncle 

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

Michael-uncle by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Michael Gove 

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

Michael Gove by …?! February 21, 2022

Michael Morton 

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.

Michael Morton is fucking stupid.

Michael Morton by acidowo March 5, 2022

michael winslow 

Michael Winslow, the Man of 10000 sound effects. for his ability to make realistic sound effects using only his voice.

nothing can beat Michael Winslow's jimi hendrix guitar playing effects

michael winslow by NoRest June 5, 2006

Michael Bublé 

Very talented singer who just might destroy every other guy's chances of getting laid.

What? Michael Bublé is still in this planet? Oh come on!!!

Michael Bublé by Eli Buendia October 27, 2007