Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021

Magic Ninja Dust

Same as Cup O Soup but only with silent fart.

He was being an asshole so I threw some Magic Ninja Dust in his face.

by Ninga Master September 15, 2010

Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!

"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"

by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012

Stinky Magic Puff

Passing a large amount of gas from your anus into your open hand and keeping it in your hand or pocket.

Ooh, this is gonna be a big one. Stinky magic puff into the hand. Mmm, that was warm.

by Stinky Winky June 16, 2013

Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011

magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.

After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.

by - February 1, 2004

Magic Mike Syndrome

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

by insanegod March 4, 2019