A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 28, 2021
Sigma male among us is a term used for someone who is a sigma male (meaning someone who is focused on himself and the jim) but also is kind of a sussy baka impostor (😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😱) from among us. Depending on their mood, it can be very dangerous ⚠️ to be around such kind of people
A: Hey what’s up bro!
B: Who are you? i’m focused on myself and the jim
A: Oh you’re a sigma male?
B: *Jumps into the vent*
A: OMG ITS A SIGMA MALE AMONG US!!! 😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
B: Who are you? i’m focused on myself and the jim
A: Oh you’re a sigma male?
B: *Jumps into the vent*
A: OMG ITS A SIGMA MALE AMONG US!!! 😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by Christian Bale 34 October 27, 2022
(aka, sh-t test)
The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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EXAMPLE:
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
EXAMPLE:
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
by NoWorries^BeHappyNow January 15, 2013
A term often used by SJW's to immediately ignore someone's criticism of their views. Only applies to Cisgender white males.
White person: That isn't--
SJW FUCK OFF YOU CIS WHITE MALE SCUM! You sure as shit ain't welcome in my safe space!
SJW FUCK OFF YOU CIS WHITE MALE SCUM! You sure as shit ain't welcome in my safe space!
by Argeuahble January 18, 2017
Non Binary Lesbian Male is a human that isn’t bisexual. Enjoys to be around & socialize with women and talking about feelings and such. When it come to sexual relations or sexual intercourse prefers to do the lesbian butch role.
Born as a male and prefers to stay male so he can still do manly man things like lifting heavy objects fixing things around the house, open stuck jar lids and going to the bar and try to hook up with girls. Also Making 25% more in wages for the same job that a woman can do.
Born as a male and prefers to stay male so he can still do manly man things like lifting heavy objects fixing things around the house, open stuck jar lids and going to the bar and try to hook up with girls. Also Making 25% more in wages for the same job that a woman can do.
by DrFuck December 16, 2022
Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.
Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.
by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009
A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.
Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.
by The wandering watermelon February 17, 2018