a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness July 01, 2022
Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
by PigBat March 19, 2018
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when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
by pinokeyoh December 08, 2024
When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.
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