Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.

"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."

by NotKiddingGirls September 4, 2023

Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020

jordan gentile

he is a coon jiggaboo that is also a ching chong chink that sits on his ass and plays cod all day the fucking slave. no one wants to be that dirty slave

jordan gentile is in a cage again

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs November 27, 2022

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.

Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn

by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023