Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything
Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?
by Bruh* February 13, 2018
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The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 24, 2024
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jason can pull any girls he wants he can make people there b1tch
jason is to hot to be truelike omh and hes packin
by donut45678 March 31, 2022
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A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by September 26, 2021
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Don't be a jason
by Doodlebopabdebop January 24, 2022
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Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”
God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!
by Smelly Coworker January 28, 2023
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Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy
by Ed Sully December 03, 2022
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