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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.
I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger
by jkrag April 8, 2023
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips
jason is really GAY
by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022
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Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.
See that guy right there, that's jason.
by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021
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Jason

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.
I sure do miss that Jason
by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021
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