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Jess

A really nice girl when it comes to her friends. She loves everyone except really stupid people. Man magnet and loves every kind of person (except annoying obviously.)
Omg jess is so cool
by MessieBear November 25, 2019
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Jess

One who tries to be a baddie but flops miserably
Uhm..no she is a total Jess”
by BadBeebz April 3, 2022
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Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.
John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."
by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024
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Jess

by Cockballjew December 6, 2021
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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Jesse

Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.
Damn she is so lucky she got with Jesse
by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020
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jess

is a ugly guy who has no bitches and sucks on dichs
by Nigga Chicken April 5, 2022
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