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Indian Takin

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING

||Subterfuge Required||

1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)

3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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Dude 1:
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"

Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."

Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"

Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."
by Gossips With Wind December 22, 2022
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I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat
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Smelly Indian

An Indian that never buys deodorant, soap or shampoo because back in India they only wash when it rains.
There's a van full of smelly Indians pulling up. Quick! Let's go indoors!
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indian mummy

Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...
by leother1 July 6, 2023
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Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!
by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023
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Indian Head

When a male pretends to be a warrior by sucking his own dick and blowing a big white load in his own face to resemble Indian war paint.
Gerard pretended like he was a tough guy by giving himself Indian head but when he shot for his face he missed and only got hit in the eye.
by Tadd Strange July 18, 2023
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Indian mistletoe

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe
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