Bum Charmer

someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex

E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !

MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!

MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!

MAN 1. never going this pub again !

MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!

by T.F.S.R. April 1, 2009

Bum Dust

The little bits of weed left over at the bottom of the bag.

"Dude, all I got is like..a bowl's worth of bum dust.."

by B.Luv January 13, 2009

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

Bum Squadron

A group of upto ten boys who worship one leader. The leader worships his brother, and copies him, for the squadron to then copy him. They listen to the same music, like the same clothes, go after the same love interests, but most importantly, engage in sexual activity with each other.

"Look at them lads all bumming each other. F*cking BUM SQUADRON!"

by Mein Fuhrer Haliwell December 19, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 23, 2008

Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay November 3, 2008