I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

A weapon that can end it

Jermaine cole aka jcole is the definition of a weapon that can end it.

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.

Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.

by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023

Till the end of the line

A FUCKING LIE

Steve: im with you till the end of the line.
Bucket: :D
Steve: JUST JOKING ANYWAY IM GONNA LEAVE YOU TO FUCK A 40s CHICK, GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.
Bucket: ... :/

by INCORRECTBUCKET February 6, 2023

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022

reverse rear end

cowgirl in the anal.

i want you to reverse rear end me

by smellin January 5, 2023