A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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by Bed Milk August 21, 2016
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-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016
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P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
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P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016
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"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"
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by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016
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Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER
Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER
Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016
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