something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey
by definer swag May 17, 2014
Get the clear pantsmug. Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
Get the scampi pantsmug. Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.
When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010
Get the McFlashy Pantsmug. When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
Get the pant analmug. an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward
Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011
Get the Pants be Crimpin'mug. by addaghymshm January 19, 2023
Get the Faggy Pantsmug. by Deviled Bread August 27, 2018
Get the hecky pantsmug.