by BaboonBoner March 08, 2022
Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 09, 2009
Term for two hot friends that love making out with themselves. Usually evolves pigs and donkeys. It also intends that you want to get cheated on by all of your partners.
Laura: "I really want to hop on Rainbow six siege."
John: "Please don't, I've gone through 15 girlfriends in the past 15 days."
John: "Please don't, I've gone through 15 girlfriends in the past 15 days."
by Ulty May 03, 2022
Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.
Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"
Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 08, 2010
n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, and a container of Country Time lemonade mix. Stir all contents together in a gatorade cooler, and add a 5 lb bag of ice.
"When you try 'Hop, Skip, and Go Naked' you will be like, "Wtf is this? It tastes so good!""
"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."
"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."
by Reamster December 02, 2007
A highly pretentious and not very widely-used term applied to unconventional hip-hop music (most notably artists associated with anticon, but also such artists as Flying Lotus, Busdriver and Prefuse 73).
Synonyms include experimental hip-hop, avant-garde hip-hop and avant-hop.
Some conservative hip-hop fans claim that such music is not truly hip-hop.
Synonyms include experimental hip-hop, avant-garde hip-hop and avant-hop.
Some conservative hip-hop fans claim that such music is not truly hip-hop.
A: "James has got such pretentious music taste!"
B: "I thought he liked rap?"
A: "Nah, he's a total hipster-hopper, he just listens to his lame-ass 'abstract hip-hop' bullshit!"
B: "I thought he liked rap?"
A: "Nah, he's a total hipster-hopper, he just listens to his lame-ass 'abstract hip-hop' bullshit!"
by HallOfMirrors June 06, 2009
Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”
by Hop off my dick! October 15, 2018