Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.

I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.

by The Bruns August 6, 2008

arabian hooker

A prostitute, otherwise known as a woman who sells themselves for pleasures, who is foreign.

"That Arabian Hooker sure gots the looks of a drunk horse, hot damn."

by PePein V. Gee July 31, 2009

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010

cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012

fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.

That guy is a fruit hooter.

by Carlitzky November 25, 2013

Snooby Hoober

A Snooby Hoober could be anything. It's the word you use when you cannot express to the full extent what you are feeling toward another person. It can be both an insult and a compliment.

Karen: Did you hear how Josh cheated on Emily? He's such a Snooby Hoober.

Emily: Did you hear how Karen defended me after Josh cheated? She's such a Snooby Hoober.

by Aazi September 10, 2014

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015