Helmet

A derogatory term for a girl that likes to give head.

Originated in Franklin, MA in the 80's.

"that chick Jodi loves to suck cock. She's such a little helmet."

by Abar42 October 11, 2015

Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate

That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants

by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

Helenchapo

A mother fucking cunt that is vicious and needs to kill itself

Helenchapo is outside of her house lock your doors, and protect your children.

by Janetislife August 8, 2016

Helmet

Scots Slang:
A person who can only be best described as a dick head.

That Boab Daisley is a f**kin helmet

by bearjew89 August 21, 2016

Hermeneutics

1. The art of rationalizing nonsense.
2. A fancy word for making shit up.

I have lived a happy life for a long time without knowing what "hermeneutics" is, and you can, too.

by mister.smith November 28, 2016