Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020

Magical Grass

a grass used to see magic and rainbow aligators

i used Magical Grass

by RobloxPlayer3001 January 11, 2021

Wild Grass

Marijuana

Tommy be smoking some wild grass

by I drank my own February 28, 2021

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

green grass

Green grass = arse

green grass

by anonymous February 6, 2021

canned grass

Slang term for edibles

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.

by Just a guy on this horrifying March 21, 2021

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021