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Goon

A "Goon" is a crazy ass motorcycle rider who just wants to have fun and ride and is probably adrenaline junky and hits huge ass jumps.
" Bro did you just see him hit that tripple? That dudes a fucking Goon."
by YZ_Kid. February 25, 2018
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Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery
Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole
"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"
by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024
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Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
by Flash99 December 6, 2023
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Goon

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.
Andrew and liam are GOONS…..
by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is the dark side of the quest for the ultimate orgasm. Most gooners stumble upon the practice accidentally by edging for long periods while searching for the perfect porn scene or image to nut to. Extended edging sessions lead the gooner into trancelike states where they patiently open browser tab after browser tab for hours at a time, skilfully hovering at the brink of climax until the right stimulus is found. Successful gooning expeditions can lead to massive, seizure-like orgasms that leave the gooner barely conscious and bathed in the euphoric after-effects of their nut.

Just as the junkie increases dosage to dangerous levels and uses harder and harder substances while chasing the ultimate high, gooners become desensitised to regular pornography and must seek increasingly depraved and disgusting content to trigger that supreme climax. This can lead to the development of paraphilias and, at worst, reliance upon illegal content. Gooners cannot function without actively fantasising about sex and can therefore be identified by their rapey gaze when seeing women in public.

If you have ever edged for more than an hour with twenty or more browser windows open, you are at risk of becoming a gooner. Lay off your dick for a while and don't watch porn for a minimum of one week. This will trigger a reset and allow you to blow a load to something other than animal crush porn.
I've been gooning for so long I need to smack my balls with a table tennis paddle and watch animal crush porn just to cum. I need help.
by AidanTemple July 6, 2024
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Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024
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