Mud Flap

The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.

Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”

Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”

by BucketBear December 25, 2025

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a raging sack of cunt flaps

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.

What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

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Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis May 3, 2018

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ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

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fetus flaps

another word for neden.. or for the non juggalos its the v.a.g.i.n.a.

you could see the womans fetus flaps through her pants

by Mike Monoxide March 22, 2009

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Under flap

The crusty film that forms made of sweat that collects under a breast, usually a large breasted girl, or woman.. or anyone who has breasts large or saggy enough to cause and form pockets, if its large enough to hide items, its large enough to collect dirt sweat lint and small creatures. Liken it to swamp ass or belly button lint..

Dude, she flashed us and under flap fell out.

Much to his surprise and horror when he got done licking there, there was some under flap stuck in his teeth

by SLAA addict July 12, 2012

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