A guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he's gay.
Dude 1: That gay dude just grabbed that girl's tit and she didn't get mad!
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
by $ED$ April 30, 2011
Get the vag fag mug.Amongst other things, a derogatory term for a homosexual (US), a cigarette (UK), a snivelling junior pressed into the service of a senior in a boys’ public school (UK).
Cockney Joe in NY:
“Cor blimey, I’m gasping for a fag.”
“Couldn’t spare us a fag, could you guv?”
“Know where I can get some fags round here, mate?”
Yank in Soho (London): “Fag!”
Companion of Yank’s victim: “Give him the cigarette, fluffykins, and maybe he'll go away.”
In the public school setting:
“Where’s Smithers?”
"Licking the floor of my study.”
“How dare you steal my fag, Hobson? It’s pistols at dawn for this!”
“I’m not afraid, I’ve seen you trying to play cricket.”
“Cor blimey, I’m gasping for a fag.”
“Couldn’t spare us a fag, could you guv?”
“Know where I can get some fags round here, mate?”
Yank in Soho (London): “Fag!”
Companion of Yank’s victim: “Give him the cigarette, fluffykins, and maybe he'll go away.”
In the public school setting:
“Where’s Smithers?”
"Licking the floor of my study.”
“How dare you steal my fag, Hobson? It’s pistols at dawn for this!”
“I’m not afraid, I’ve seen you trying to play cricket.”
by Wolfie Mozart September 23, 2012
Get the fag mug.(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006
Get the fag hag mug.A soccer fag is anyone who has an extensive interest in-
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Athelete: Hey man, sorry i didnt talk to you before, i had to get to *any sport other than soccer* practice. How are you?
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
by BIG DIESEL! September 29, 2009
Get the Soccer fag mug.I.One who wears sandals to social events, around the house, or with lady friends.
II.One who wears sandals in the winter.
II.One who wears sandals in the winter.
Jon:...Dude are you wearing sandals?!
Mark:Yeah, whats up?
Jon: Jesus! You're such a goddamn sandal-fag, do you wear those when you wack off?!
Mark:Yeah, whats up?
Jon: Jesus! You're such a goddamn sandal-fag, do you wear those when you wack off?!
by Chowganhime January 25, 2009
Get the Sandal-Fag mug.A person who is secretly gay that won't come out of the closet and constantly puts their hair in a spike like mohawk hair style
by Katieboo7 January 28, 2009
Get the Fag Hawk mug.A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.
by DC December 7, 2003
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